Sonic vibrations from the long dead not possible after all

From the anthropology group blog Savage Minds:

A recent ‘discovery’ on what appears to be French (Belgian?) TV made the rounds on a couple of mailing lists I was on recently—the claim was the researhcers were using new archaeological techniques to recover sound from pottery that is hundreds of years old. The idea is that you can, for instance, recover the sounds of people saying things like “damn—why did it get so dark all of a sudden” in Latin off of vases that were dug up in Pompeii.

Not surprisingly, this turned out to be a hoax. It turns out that this idea has quite a history. The idea was first reported in the article Ancient Recordings from Antiquity which appeared in the Proceedings of the IEEE in 1969. From there it appeared in Gregory Benford’s 1979 short story Time Shards, which itself spawned episodes of X-Files and CSI.

I don’t think anyone took this recurring hoax very seriously, but you know how it is—anything with a long enough Google Trail is going to convince someone that there must be something to the story. Also I sort of like the weird alignment of people who seemed most interested in this story—cultural studies types to whom this seemed technically feasible, the Boing-Boing/Make crowd who think it ought to be true even if it isn’t, and of course the fundamentalist Christians.

(I post this here because of a longtime interest in medieval noise and its continued resonance. Looks like we won't be recovering those long sought after sound effects from Chaucer after all).