Kid #1 was caught today in the Discovery Channel store removing an orb from the "Glow in the Dark Solar System Set" in order to make it scientifically accurate.
This is exactly what's wrong with kids today--too much education and parents who listen to NPR, when what they should be doing is barbecuing pork, drinking beer, polishing their rifles, and using their children for target practice.
In case I offended anyone, please keep in mind that the foregoing comment was made by someone whose sense of humor has been perverted by living in the "deep South" for entirely too long.
This is exactly what's wrong with kids today--too much education and parents who listen to NPR, when what they should be doing is barbecuing pork, drinking beer, polishing their rifles, and using their children for target practice.
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