Last minute holiday gift idea

Recently spotted on the shelf in a local store. Comes in two colors (pink or purple). High energy but requires no batteries. Slightly used (3.5 years old). Talks, dances, burps and sings. Inordinately fond of mint chocolate chip gelato, baby dolls with frightening heads, and pseudo Kung Fu fighting. Highly pinchable cheeks. Career aspiration: "To be a ballerina with superpowers who flies." Limited availability.



[ps If you can't get enough cute kid pics, you can glimpse the other Cohen spawn by following this link, downloading the PTA Patter for December 2007, and opening it to p. 7. The middle photo shows him knee deep in the Chesapeake performing something ecology minded ... though you'll only see his back]