The Tiny Shriner is polyamorous, so spouseS, maybe, but never single spouse. The Tiny Shriner cannot afford to get bogged down in domestic arrangements--this would interfere with his travel schedule, which necessitates that he appear in a different country at least every 2 weeks. Plus, Kate Moss would be pissed. As regular members of the Tiny Shriner Adoration Society are well aware, Kate and Tiny are an off again-on again item, and they have a special love hideaway under the floorboards of the Burberry's on Connecticut Avenue, near DeSales Street, in Washington, DC. Kate isn't "tiny," but she's thin enough to get under there [triple-entendre intended].
I understand the need for polyamority, but everyone needs a "home base." Waif-like Kate just isn't cutting it. Tiny needs someone with a bit more meat on the bones.
So that is why Tiny has been wearing those Burberry signature scarves. And to think that I believed him when he told me he was going to the National Geographic Headquarters, which in point of fact is just next door.
Is your Tiny Shriver, there, wearing lipstick? Suits him.
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ReplyDeleteThe Tiny Shriner is polyamorous, so spouseS, maybe, but never single spouse. The Tiny Shriner cannot afford to get bogged down in domestic arrangements--this would interfere with his travel schedule, which necessitates that he appear in a different country at least every 2 weeks. Plus, Kate Moss would be pissed. As regular members of the Tiny Shriner Adoration Society are well aware, Kate and Tiny are an off again-on again item, and they have a special love hideaway under the floorboards of the Burberry's on Connecticut Avenue, near DeSales Street, in Washington, DC. Kate isn't "tiny," but she's thin enough to get under there [triple-entendre intended].
ReplyDeleteI understand the need for polyamority, but everyone needs a "home base." Waif-like Kate just isn't cutting it. Tiny needs someone with a bit more meat on the bones.
ReplyDeleteSo that is why Tiny has been wearing those Burberry signature scarves. And to think that I believed him when he told me he was going to the National Geographic Headquarters, which in point of fact is just next door.
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