The Holy Grail is Filled with Gatorade

by J J Cohen

So I've just discovered that a sports drink that comes in a rainbow of unnatural colors is citing Monty Python in its recent commercials. Even Les Hecklers have been redone. Just as two wrongs don't make a right, a parody of a parody remains a parody.

And makes me thirsty. I'm packing for my trip to NYC tomorrow, but first I've a hankering for some Gatorade brand energy drink "Fierce Berry" mixed with "Xtremo Mango" (only Gatorade brand energy drink can render fruit so ominous). I will be so energized I will be up all night. Plus my electrolytes will be back in balance.

Now I just need to find that Grail dish I had lying about in order to sip this most blessed of nectars...