Maybe it was last Friday's GW MEMSI Claustrophilia seminar, but I woke up this morning knowing that my next project will be a film adaptation of a book that I have yet to write, Revelations of Divine Love and Zombies.
Judi Dench will play Julian of Norwich. Helen Mirren will have a surprise cameo as Margery Kempe. Quentin Tarantino will direct. In a climactic scene the two kick-ass dames of medieval East Anglia will martial arts an army of the undead into a crimson mess, only slightly staining Kempe's white clothes.
The movie's tag line, destined to be repeated by adolescents all summer long? "All will be well, and all will be well, and every kind of thing will be well. In HELL."
Oh yes please. I've been hanging out for a good medieval horror. With Tarantino on board, you could do 'From Dusk Till Dawn Till the Day of Judgement'.
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